POLITICAL PUNCHING BAG — PRESS FACTS
80s arcade boxing where every side takes a punch.

Developer: Ropemaker Studios, an independent studio
Release: Tue Oct 27, 2026 (embargo lifts 6:00 a.m. ET)
Platforms: web browser on phone, tablet and desktop; also on itch.io
Price: free (optional tips; no ads, no sign-up)
Play: https://punch.ropemakerstudios.com
Press kit: https://punch.ropemakerstudios.com/press/
Contact: patrick@ropemakerstudios.com

Pick one of nine fighters (Hill Staffer, NPR Grandma, MAGA Hat, Podcast Bro, Space Cowboy and more) and fight a seven-bout tournament against Very Stable Genius, HRC, Cowpuncher, Sleepy Joe, Vlad and 44. Every knockout can be shared as a fight card, a vertical video clip, or a challenge link.

Fighter art made with AI image tools.
© 2026 Ropemaker Studios · Parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted.
